I object to objects
Terse as they may be
Made of state and actions
I'll claim subjectively
Just a box of buttons
Colored by their caller
Bounded by opaqueness
Bound for plans of squalor

Black is not a color
Any caller truly knows
Every object sees its context
And its boundaries come to blows
Once a moat was dug around
A castle designed for a king
Then additions were required
And he was stuck inside his ring

Every change begets potential
For what changes can be made
And the structure of the program
Guides which railways may be laid
If the boundaries are narrow
Then expansion causes fear
But when boundaries can flex
The path forward becomes clear

Ditch your objects and your classes
There's no need for extra bindings
Wisely name folders and files
And avoid the late night grinding
Get some sleep and dream of functions
Keep the data structures light
Build exactly what was asked for
Test your code and make it tight!